Category: Quotes

  • A Billion Bats

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    My friend Jane was on the Congress Bridge at dusk and overheard two sorority girls talking about the bats.

    “I read somewhere that there’s a BILLION bats here,” said one. “Wow, that’s a lot,” said the other. (Editors note: There aren’t really a billion bats. That would be insane.)

    I’m trying to convince my buddy Mike to name his new band “One Billion Bats”- so I made a poster. Modified from this flickr photo.

  • Taxi Driver in Phuket Town

    “I like tourists. If tourists come, I have money to play golf. No tourists, no play golf.”